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And I get scared when I go see the dentist I'm the "Pauly Shore" of everyday life Easily forgettable and I am not very liked I have an "According to Jim" personality I'm as entertaining as a fucking STD If you wanna mess with me I think you probably can Because I am not confident and i am weak for a man I'll just roll up in a ball while you kick me in the back, yeah Honestly I probably wont fight back And I don't have many friends that would back me up My friend Steve would but he doesn't look very tough If you rarely get laid put your hands up If you're not well paid put your hands up If you got a pet cat put your hands up And if you got a bad back put your hands up I am just a regular everyday normal guy...

Lajoie was featured in the 2014 movie Let's Be Cops, as the boss of Damon Wayans, Jr.'s character.

He was also featured in Quentin Dupieux's 2013 movie Wrong Cops as Officer Regan.

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Nothing special about me Mother Fucka I am just a regular everyday normal guy...

When I go to the clubs I wait in line Mother Fucka I am just a regular everyday normal guy...